Gaius Salvius Liberalis

Gaius Salvius Liberalis.

Gaius Salvius Liberalis is a wealthy man in Book 2 of the Cambridge Latin Course. He lives with his wife, Rufilla, in Britain. Salvius has many slaves (including Philus, Bregans, Loquax, Anti-Loquax and Volubilis) and is friends with Cogidubnus who regularly gives him gifts.


Before moving to Britain, Salvius was a soldier in Pompeii and hated it because of the merchants who played tricks on him. He then moved to Britain. His wife, Rufilla, wanted to live near her friends in the city but not right in the middle. Salvius misinterpreted this and they ended up in the middle of the countryside, far from the city.

He starts a plot to murder Cogidubnus (which Quintus foils) and is later accused of the plot (as at this point they are unaware of his complacency). When he is confronted, he accuses Cogidubnus of being ungrateful and puts him in prison where he later dies. The leader of the Cantici tribe, Belimicus, helps him prove his 'innocence' and accuses Cogidubnus of rebellion but himself rebels and is later poisoned by deez nuts.

Later, he gets a full court trial for these crimes and is exiled for 5 years.

He is portrayed as cruel, and beats his slaves. He believes all Britons are stupid. He loves abuse— sexual, mental, emotional, and physical— especially to Bregans.

Salvius also founded Electronic Arts, instigated the repeal of Network Neutrality laws in the United States, and as a major shareholder in Nintendo, voted against the inclusion of Waluigi in Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, citing, "public relations." Salvius holds very strong political beliefs, and "isn't too sure" about the existence of the holocaust. Salvius also is a very passionate proponent of the anti-vaccine and anti-avocado movement. He also served time in San Quentin Prison in San Diago (which is French for a whales va....). He was later released for stabbing a guard in the nipple.

Salvius is also referred to as: "Ted Bundy", "Satan", "My Nibba", and " Sticky (s)CUM".-scum

Trivia Edit

  • Salvius is an avid lover of abuse in all forms. In fact Salvius is thought to be a pioneer in BDSM practices, often using Bregans in all of his experiments with the art form, and has been credited for the creation of cock and ball torture.
  • Salvius is well-known for being a treacherous partier.
  • Salvius has been seen wearing the furs of endangered animals.
  • Salvius dislikes the band Queen.
  • Salvius was attributed with the release of Anthem, the worst game since Battlefront 2.
  • Salvius can't even murder right: he chose to kill by poisoning.





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